While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped  at a
> roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their
> meal, they left  the restaurant and resumed their trip.
>
> When leaving, the elderly woman  unknowingly left her
> glasses on the table and she didn't miss them  until
> they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then,
> to add to the  aggravation, they had to travel quite a
> distance before they could find a  place to turn around in
> order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her  glasses.
>
> All the way back, the elderly husband became the  classic
> Grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his
> wife  relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more
> he chided her the more  agitated he became. He just wouldn't
> let up one minute. To her relief, they  finally arrived at
> the restaurant.
>
> As the woman got out of the car and  hurried inside to
> Retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to  her.........
>
> "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat,  and
> the credit card.

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