Some wag in the transportation department of the Army must
have gotten a kick out of boarding the 2,000 troopers of the 517th
PIR with 200 WACs for a romantic cruise across the Atlantic. The troopship was
the luxury Grace liner, the Santa Rosa. The other units of the Combat Team were
not so fortunate. The 460th and 596th made the trip to on
the relatively sterile Cristobal.
Back to the Santa Rosa. The Paratroopers' Odyssey on page 21
contains a paragraph that does not do justice to the romantic escapade of a
group of G or former G Company lieutenants. Lt. McElroy, was enamored with the
thought of a shipboard romance. The brain trust of the sting operation was Russ
Johnson who later became regimental S-1. He observed McElroy preening himself on
deck and started writing him love notes with his left hand. The fictitious young
lady admired the lieutenant's military bearing. In one of her notes, she asked
if he would wear something white around his neck so she could more easily pick
him out on deck. Mac could not borrow a white scarf from one of the Air Corps
replacements aboard so did the best he could. He wore a white towel. This really
stirred the young lady's heart strings. It also stirred the imagination of the
lieutenants planning the skullduggery. When the love notes had fanned the flames
in the young man's heart to a crescendo, the young lady suggested meeting one
afternoon in the Lt's. "stateroom". (These staterooms which housed two people
before the War had bunks from floor to ceiling for 14 lieutenants.) Since
everyone was out on deck, McElroy gladly accepted.
The next step took some ingenuity on the part of the plotters,
as well as some cooperation of several members of the WAC contingent. Don't get
the wrong idea.. The virtue of none of the WACs was in danger. Lt. Dick Spencer
was selected as the lovelorn WAC. He needed a WAC uniform, some undercover
equipment such as a bra and a couple of grapefruit to go with it. Although Dick
was a graduate of Iowa U and had a couple of years in the Army, he could have
passed for an eighteen year old. In his WAC's cap made up with rouge and
lipstick, he looked the part. All was set for the entrance of McElroy. He
appeared right on time and was embraced with an steamy kiss.
Just then the stateroom door opened. Lt. "Boom-Boom"Alicki,
the 517th's MP on board who had scared the daylights out of the recruits
arriving at Toccoa, boomed, "Lt McElroy, you have a WAC in your room. You will
stand trial before the ship's captain." He took the lovesick Lt. by the arm and
led him away toward the bridge. In route he met Mel Zais who asked what he was
doing with one of his officers. Boom-Boom replied that he was on his way to
stand trial before the ship's captain for having a WAC in his room. In a feigned
effort to save his officer from destruction, Mel persuaded Boom-Boom to
investigate the matter further, back in the room. When the door opened, Lt.
McElroy's thirteen roommates greeted him with one word.
"SUCKER!!!"